Random Chubby Lady
"I was a chubby lady hidin' in da bushes! I ate some Ham! The ham attracted some Giant squirrels! The squirrels tried to eat sum of me ham so I slapped them in the head with my bacon! Than they went to there home planet in a rocket made o flamin' cheese! I like Cheese!! Than they fought all the bad guys! Like the Porkinator, The Beef Man, and the Lamp master! Then they came back and ate Dibs greasy head!!!!! Hey look a camera!!! I'm on TV!" "What are you doing? Dont you know that there is an invasion going on" "I had no idea. See you later Pig!!!!"