Gir Quotes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62QTzvsAiSY

Go Now Pig Smellies!

Almighty Tallest!

The Almighty Tallest are the leaders of the Erkin race. They are taller than everyone else... I dont know how this makes them the leader but it does. The like snacks and thats about all they eat. They hate Zim because he destroyed almost all the life on Irk. (The Erkin home planet.) and so they sent him off to earth because they thought there wasn't a planet there. 

Shloonktapooxis

Shloonktapooxis is a cone shaped person on the show. He is part of the Reisity, A group of random alien races who decide to blow up the Armada. I actually got my baseball team named after one of the names he brought up for the Reisity, "The Pirate Monkeys!" "'S,n an awesome name." 

Zim

Zim without his disguise. 
Zim with his disguise.
Zims base from the outside.

The outside and the lower base area.
The main room of Zim's Base. (Whats with the Monkey?)
Zim is the main character on the show. He is sent to Earth by the Almighty Tallest who wanted to get rid of him because of what he did in Impending Doom 1. ( Almost destroyed his home planet)  So Zim sets off to Earth with Gir who sings the Doom song the whole 6 months of travel. (It goes like this, Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, dooma, dooma, doom, [6 months later]  doom, doom, doom! The End! Imagine putting up with that for half a year!) Then he lands and makes a base and puts on some disguises for him and Gir and then he tries to blend in with the Humans. (It works pretty well, Except for Dib always trying to expose him.)

A Gir story.

These are called Gir stories I will post these Randomly, I take Gir quotes and remix them!

Random Chubby Lady

"I was a chubby lady hidin' in da bushes! I ate some Ham! The ham attracted some Giant squirrels! The squirrels tried to eat sum of me ham so I slapped them in the head with my bacon! Than they went to there home planet in a rocket made o flamin' cheese! I like Cheese!! Than they fought all the bad guys! Like the Porkinator, The Beef Man, and the Lamp master! Then they came back and ate Dibs greasy head!!!!! Hey look a camera!!! I'm on TV!"  "What are you doing? Dont you know that there is an invasion going on" "I had no idea. See you later Pig!!!!"

Gaz

Gaz
Gender	Female
Relatives	Dib (brother), Professor Membrane (Father)
Voice	Melissa Fahn

Gaz is Dib's sister and another main character of Invader Zim. 

Gaz loves her Game slave and if anyone bothers her while she is playing she has sworn to destroy them. Gaz hates her brother Dib and sometimes wishes he wasn't born. She likes Bloaties Pizza Hog and has never missed a new pizza night there. She has saved Dib countless times  from the wrath of Zim just to get what she wants. She appears on almost all of the episodes.

Dib

Dib is one of the main characters from the show. Dib is always trying 

Dib
Gender	Male
Relatives	Gaz (sister), Professor Membrane(father)
Voice	Andy Berman

expose Zim for being an alien. But his reputation has cost him and nobody believes him. In the past he has claimed to see big-foot in his garage, vampire gerbils, and of course aliens. Dib has even gone as far to report all his sightings (there are a lot of them) to "Mysterious Mysteries" a show on the show...

Everyone thinks that Dib has a large head and it is full of hot air. They have even considered counseling for him. He appears in all the episodes.